Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honoured the year’s most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel. Drawing attention to the poorly written, redundant, or downright cringeworthy passages of sexual description in modern fiction, the prize is not intended to cover pornographic or expressly erotic literature. The Award was established by Rhoda Koenig, a literary critic, and Auberon Waugh, at that time editor of Literary Review.

Browse the best of the worst in bad sex literature below.

Winner of the 26th Bad Sex in Fiction Award

James Frey has won the 26th annual Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award for Katerina (John Murray).

The award was presented by pop star Kim Wilde.

The result was announced at a lavish ceremony on Monday 3 December at the In & Out (Naval & Military) Club in St James’s Square, London, where the 400 guests raised a toast to the winner.

The judges of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award were swayed by several sex scenes in Frey’s novel, including an extended passage set in a Paris bathroom involving the narrator, Jay, and his lover, Katerina, a model from Norway. The following is merely a brief extract:

“I’m hard and deep inside her fucking her on the bathroom sink her tight little black dress still on her thong on the floor my pants at my knees our eyes locked, our hearts and souls and bodies locked.Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Blinding breathless shaking overwhelming exploding white God I cum inside her my cock throbbing we’re both moaning eyes hearts souls bodies one.
I close my eyes let out my breath.
I lean against her both breathing hard I’m still inside her smiling. She takes my hands lifts them and places them around her body, she puts her arms around me, we stay still and breathe, hard inside her, tight and warm and wet around me, we breathe. She gently pushes me away, we look into each other’s eyes, she smiles.”

After days of debate culminating in a meaningful vote, the judges finally agreed that Frey deserved the award. The Norwegian model left them unconvinced and the hard withdrawal was too much for them to bear. They said in a statement: “James Frey prevailed against a strong all-male shortlist by virtue of the sheer number and length of dubious erotic passages in his book. The multiple scenes of sustained fantasy in Katerina could have won Frey the award many times over.”

James Frey said in response: ‘I am deeply honored and humbled to receive this prestigious award. Kudos to all my distinguished fellow finalists, you have all provided me with many hours of enjoyable reading over the last year.’

Frey is based in the United States. He shot to fame in 2004 with the publication of A Million Little Pieces. His other books include My Friend Leonard and The Final Testament of the Holy Bible, which was nominated for this award in 2011. He was unable to attend the ceremony.

Among the other shortlisted books were The Paper Lovers by Booker short-listed Gerard Woodward (“Beneath them her wetness met his own wetness, and they stirred against each other, she pestled him slowly, until miraculously he found himself rigid again, as though he had risen out of his own pain, fresh and ready”); Haruki Murakami’s Killing Commendatore (“I slipped my erect penis inside. Or, from another angle, that part of her actively swallowed my penis, immersing it in what felt like warm butter”); and Scoundrels by Major Victor Cornwall & Major Arthur St. John Trevelyan, edited by Duncan Crowe and James Peak (“Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey”).

Kim Wilde is currently touring supporting her latest album, Here Come the Aliens (released March 2018), which has been hailed as a stunning return to the spotlight, as well as providing two top ten hits in the UK (‘Pop Don’t Stop’ and ‘Kandy Krush’). Wilde’s pop and rock music career spans three decades, after she burst onto the music scene in 1981 with ‘Kids in America’. She has sold 30 million record sales and released 12 albums to date.

Bad Sex 2018

Books nominated so far include Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp by Major Victor Cornwall & Major Arthur St John Trevelyan, Katerina by James FreyConnect by Julian Gough, Killing Commendatore by Haruki MurakamiKismet by Luke Tredget, Grace’s Day by William Wall, and The Paper Lovers by Gerard Woodward. At the time of writing, nominations continue to come in.

The purpose of the prize is to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction. The prize is not intended to cover pornographic or expressly erotic literature. The winner of this year’s award will be announced on Monday 3 December.

Bad Sex in Fiction Award Winners

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