Why I Hate the Country

Posted on by David Gelber

The country is vile because there are no servants, the central heating is pitiful and the food is suspect. It is full of sad houses circumnavigated by the invention of the electric blanket, deluded hostesses who consider marinated kippers the apogee of culinary sophistication and, worst of all, the country is full of neighbours. Having […]

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