Recently I met one of those well upholstered English girls who clearly give the lie to the widely expressed lament about the demise of the 'nice girl'. The occasion, a dreary press lunch by a tiresome nationalised industry with more PR zeal than imagination, was much lightened by her good humour and curiosity.

She ate with gusto, drank liberally and she asked questions that stumped many of the PR men. Sometime during the afternoon I discovered that she had in fact been a student of English Literature in King's College, but had now forsaken Shakespeare to work for a magazine of the pre-cast concrete industry and was full of revolutionary faith in the regenerative capacity of British industry. 'Did you know', she asked me, 'that almost anybody can make pre-cast concrete – it is almost a backyard operation,' in tones that would have done Mao Tse-Tung in Great Leap Forward phase proud.

Even more encouraging, many of her friends had made the journey from literature to technology. Now all of this should be positively thrilling. As numerous economists and industrial sociologists have told us, Britain's economic ills are all due to the country's misplaced emphasis on arts. Too many English Literature graduates