FROM THE LATE Victorian and Edwardian eras we have countless books by young English chaps recording trips to Mica. Some of these describe journevs into the interior, while others give blow-by-blow accounts of hunting safaris (With Rod and Gun in Somaliland), being what a friend of mine calls ‘killographies’. They tend to be vanity-published, but you’ll find plenty of examples of what I mean at the Royal Geographical Society (at least, when the Society reopens its library in forty-seven years’ time). What these books have in common are throwaway observations. based as thwey are on a few months of travel and scant research, and a formula and tone that evidently provided rich material for later comedies like Carry On in the jungle (‘Do you think if we throw nuts to the monkeys, they’ll come?’ asks the fat lady. ‘Would you?’ replies the white hunter).